The package says he is clean as a whistle, obedient, totally gung-ho and still man's best friend. I have found this to be true, except, perhaps, for "obedient." I repeatedly commanded Flat Fido to fetch, but he stood still like a post. I suppose it is unfair to criticize, though... after all I spent no time trying to train him.

I'm a cat guy, so Flat Fido is my kind of dog. But for dog lovers there is also Flat Cat.